Ed Edd Eddy's Robot Rebel Adventure Chapter 4

The Ed’s namely Double Dee started production on their weapons. Double Dee gathered some tools from Ed’s garage while Ed climbed to the roof on Eddy’s orders to keep a look out for the robots that were on the way. Eddy on the other hand just clayed on Ed’s bed reading comics while Double Dee was sitting on Ed’s table with assortments of parts and tools with random junk sitting beside the double in organized fashion.

“You know Eddy, when we are trying to work together to survive, it is with the understanding that everyone would do their fair share.” Double Dee pointed out Eddy’s laziness.

“I am helping Double Dee. Im giving you emotional support and besides if me or Ed did any of that work your doing we never get anywhere and you would kiss that grade point average good bye.” Eddy replied laying back some more tossing the comic he held away, grabbing another reading that one next.

“Why me?” Double Dee said shaking his head as he continued working on the three assortment of weapons. One had a long rounded barrel, the second was a tad longer but the barrel was shorter, and the last weapon were two assortment of pistols. Double Dee used every tool possible he had at his disposal but before he could put the finishing touches on them so they were active, the ground rumbled and shook sending both Double Dee and Eddy from their seats to the floor.

“What in the Sam Hill was that!” Double Dee yelled looking everywhere panicking as he quickly grabbed all the weapons.

“I don’t know lets check on Ed!” Eddy said grabbing one of the pistols in Double Dee’s arms then heading upstairs together. They ran to the front of the house where at the entrance to the Cul-De-Sac two more robots were on there way in. They would have easily been seen far from the area from high above which was Ed’s job but he was not keeping watch as Eddy and Double Dee looked to the roof to see Ed was gone.

“Wheres Ed!” Double Dee panicked thinking Ed was gone for good.

“He’s right here Double Dee.” Ed coming up behind Double Dee accidently scaring him making him drop the weapons.

“Ed!” Eddy yelled grabbing Ed’s throat “Why were you not keeping watch, you idiot!”

“I had to go to the bathroom, Eddy.” Ed said but soon he caught sight of the robots that were coming. “Gah! Its the Robot Bounty Hunters!

“Stay Calm don’t panic.” Double Dee wheezed out but he was failing to follow his own words but Eddy took the initiative. “No wait, Eddy!” he screamed

“Chew on this!” Eddy cried as he pointed his pistol at the oncoming robots pulling the trigger but nothing happened. “Double Dee whats going on!” pulling the trigger more times but each attempt was futile for it was not firing.

“I haven’t finished installing the last parts for them to start firing the lasers Eddy. I tried to tell you!” Double Dee firing at him with anger but immediately that anger turned to fear as the robots closed on them starting to fire at them.

“Not again, Run!” Eddy screamed grabbing both his friends as Double Dee quickly grabbed Eddy’s pistol before they ran into the house but the robots were determined to catch them and plowed through the house tearing it up with every step chasing the Ed’s straight through thus destroying it utterly. One of the Robots stepped onto the part where the basement was under with its massive weight it fell through the thin layer of wood that head it sending it crashing down as the other robot plowed through the rest of the house continuing its pursuit of the Ed’s as they ran to the back running across the lane to the playground.

The Ed’s jumped the fence leading to playground they all panicked looking in any direction hoping to find someplace to hid as they choose the direction where the woods were and ran just as the pursuing robot busted through the fence staying on its target continuing after the Ed’s.

The Ed’s reached the side of the woods and took cover behind a toppled tree as Double Dee quickly dropped all the weapons and grabbed the pistol Eddy had and worked fast trying to get it operational.

“Hurry Sockhead!” Eddy yelled as Ed hugged Eddy in fear as the robot started to fire its laser at them hitting various locations and coming so close to Ed that it singed his one eyebrow.

“Im trying Eddy!” Double Dee yelled back as he worked the inner layer of the pistol putting the last pieces in place but just before he finished a large tree whoosh’ed over their heads drawing their attention. The Tree was apparently tied above coming straight towards the Robot hitting it right in its metal chest shattering the whole Robot to pieces upon impact.

The Ed’s were dumbfounded as they watched their pursuer was destroyed in front of their eyes. Double Dee was the first to speak a minute after the incident.

“What an odd circumstance, How equivilante that somehow a tree is tied up and made like a battering ram saving our lives.” Double Dee expressing his confusion but relieve that they were safe.

“Whatever you said, that was close.” Eddy sighed leaning on the log. Ed was the first to go over the log and checked over the shattered pieces of the robot eagerly grabbing some while laughing as if nothing really dangerous happened as Double Dee watched chuckling a bit at Ed’s playful nature but still wondered what could have made the tree ram that saved them but unfourtunally for them they were about to find out.

Within an instant three figures jumped out of the bushes each one grabbing one of the Ed’s embracing them. To the horror of the Ed’s it was none other than the Kanker Sisters.

“We saved our little love muffins” Lee Kanker said embracing Eddy giving him a pinch on his cheek to Eddy’s horrid disgust. The Ed’s screamed in terror as the Kankers all laughed evilly as they held them close each one giving each of the Ed’s their own version of embracement.

“No not Kanker Aliens!” Ed screamed as May Kanker gave Ed a huge squeeze.

“Im afraid its the real Kankers, Ed!” Double Dee corrected as Marie Kanker started to get lipstick out while the other Kankers followed in suite.

“Now time to give our Boyfriends some good old fashioned love!” Lee Kanker said while putting lipstick on with the other Kankers getting done as they each stood side by side leaning their lips down to the Ed’s ready to kiss them as they all screamed in disgust and terror.

“No! No Mushy for Ed!” Ed screamed grabbing the pistol Double Dee worked and accidently pulled the trigger shooting a laser from it to their right hitting a tree nearby drawing the Ed’s and Kankers attention to it. The Shot shattered a part of the tree leaving a huge hole in the side shifting the trees weight on it sending it crashing down as the Ed’s used the distraction to pull away from their captors as the tree landed on the Kankers pinning them.

The Ed’s quickly used the opportunity to escape grabbing the rest of the weapons running deep into the woods as the Kankers layed pinned to the tree. Unfourtunally for them they had company coming towards them as a shadow loomed over them and to their horror it was a robot that reached for them.

The Ed’s ran as fast as they could through the woods trying desperately to get away from the Kankers. They ran for a good while until they reached the trailer park.

“Boy that was another close one.” He said regaining his breath “Good Work Lumpy.” He said giving Ed a high five. Ed laughed as he grabbed Eddy twirling him around

“Um...Eddy.” Double Dee tapping on Eddy’s shoulder “ I don’t wish to worry you more but look.” Double Dee pointed towards the horizon. To Eddy’s horror the sun just went down and then all looked within the woods seeing everything starting to freeze up. The Ed’s ran deep into the trailer park trying to open each trailer but they were all locked as the frozen tundra came upon them. Irony took its hold when they came upon none other than the Kankers trailer. As much as they really didn’t want to try their arch enemies home they tried the door which was open. They ran in and shut the door fast just as the frozen tundra come upon the whole trailer but the Ed’s were safe inside.

“We the Space Ed’s live to see another Day.” Ed narrated as if their adventure was some sort of movie. Double Dee and Eddy paid no mind to Ed as they through their weapons on the table in the Kankers living room and flopped on the couch.

“I see you finally got the laser’s working.” Eddy said as started to play with the working pistol twirling it around like a cowboy with a revolver. Double Dee grabbed it from Eddy and set it on the table.
“First Eddy, You do not play with weapons that can inflict bodily harm.” Double Dee said putting his finger up scolding him “Second yes, I did Eddy, now all i need is some time to finish the rest of them then we will have our defense weapons properly ready.” Double Dee put each weapon organized on the table and started to work on the rest of them as Ed jumped onto the couch right onto Eddy. Eddy grunted as Ed flopped onto him.

“Ed is going night night.” Ed yawed as he snuggled onto Eddy to his great anger.

“Get off Ed!” Eddy angerly said throwing Ed to the other side of the couch. Ed didn’t paid no notice to what happened as he fell asleep snoring. Double Dee chuckled as continued his work.

“Why don’t you go to sleep too Eddy, Ill have this weapons done soon and We are safe.” Double Dee suggested looking at Eddy who already fell asleep. Double Dee shook his head amusingly as he continued his work on the weapons. After about an hour he finally managed to put the finishing touches on them. “Aah Complete. Now to rest up for proper field testing tommorow.” He said as he climbed onto the middle of the couch and fell asleep leaving the weapons on the table.