Ed Edd Eddy's Robot Rebel Adventure Chapter 22

The Ed’s with the, Cyber Kankers, and even the chickens were all screaming as they twirled through the vortex. It was almost hypnotizing with all the world around them was spinning madly as well as making them completely dizzy.
Within moments a large flash of light shot out making all the eyes of all in the vortex go temporary blind and suddenly a new force had them in hold, Gravity.
Separate thuds were heard as the Ed’s had hit ground hard and within a second another set of thuds were heard with some clucking from some chickens that were completely disoriented.

Moans and groans were coming from each of the Ed’s. Pain, dizziness, and blindness affected them greatly.

“My head.” Eddy groaned.

“My back.” Double Dee moaned.

“My eyes.” Whimpered Ed rubbing his eyes.

Each of the Ed’s tried to stand up. Their legs were throbbing and almost asleep and the dizziness had them all fall on top each other. They coughed and sputtered as they felt like they were going to puke.

“Guys…”Eddy coughed. “Can you please…get off?” Eddy felt his insides were being crushed as Ed and Double Dee layed upon him.

“Sorry about that, Eddy.” Ed apologized feeling a little better and stood up and picked up, Double Dee, and then, Eddy.

They all shook their heads and rubbed their eyes trying to shake away what was left of the dizziness. “Please…tell me we are where I hope we are.” Eddy said hoping that their plan worked rubbing his eyes again.

Double Dee groaned from his disorientation but maintained him and took a deep breath.  He opened his eyes and looked around. He noticed clear blue skies, the chirping of birds and could see many flying around, and looked down to the lane and saw no destruction there or some of the buildings nearby. One particular thing that was now lying close to them was the very comic book they got sucked into with its pages folded open.

He also looked at his friends and himself. The Armor they were wearing was gone. Somehow it all disappearing along with any of the weapons they had upon them. All they had were the very cloths they wore from the start. Strange that it all was, Double Dee, could point out only one clear conclusion. “Gentlemen…We’re home!!!” He cheered.

“We are?! It is?! We did it?!” Eddy beamed not knowing what to say but getting a clear look around it was obvious now that they truly are home back in their own dimension. Finally free from the world they were trapped in.

“The Mighty Space Outlaws have triumphed!” Ed pointed into the air victoriously. “We have escaped the perils of the robot dimension and have escaped a most certain doom. We are home!!!” He cheered loudly wrapping his friends in a big hug which at the moment, Eddy, and Double Dee accepted as they were twirled around.

Together they all laughed so happy they made it back! Finally have a long struggle for survival. The Perils they faced. All they did to make it through one day after another in a horrid environment filled with danger and robots that tried everything they could to vaporize them have all been lead up to this glorious moment that, the Ed’s, finally made it home!

“We are home guys!” Eddy cheered working his way out of, Ed’s grip but looked around to see his armor and weapons were gone. “Hey! Where my gun I wanted to shoot it in the air?” Ed stopped his twirling of, Double Dee and set him down and look to his weapon and armor gone as well.

“Yes well, Eddy, I see you have finally noticed that all the materials and weapons we used are not with us.” Double Dee pointed out.

“Why is that?” Eddy asked not sure he wanted to know the answer but he did grow accustomed to  having his firearms and it was a bit downhearted to lose what he and the others had.

“I can’t say for sure, Eddy.” Double Dee shook his head not having a good clue about how is it that everything they had just disappeared when they made it through the vortex and landed back in their dimension. Before he could think further they could hear groaning coming from the other side of the fence in the lain.

The Ed’s peeped over the fence to see who was groaning and to their shock and surprise they saw the Kankers! Only it wasn’t the Kankers in Cyborg form but it was the Kankers fully human once again. All their mechanical bodies were now full of skin and clothing of what they always wore and laying on top of each other completely disoriented and dizzy more than the, Ed’s were.

“Now this is most peculiar.” Double Dee said perplexed. First their armor and weapons are gone and now they see the Kankers all laying in front them seeing how they came out of the vortex with them but there was a lot of questions. Are these the Kankers from this world?

“What are they doing here?” Eddy asked hoping this was not some elaborate trick or something they just was not supposed to be as, Ed, was clearly showing his confusion to this matter.

Double Dee took a long moment to think. He recalled some of the events from within the other dimension. From the Day they encountered the Kankers in it, The Kankers capture and transformation into the Cyber menaces they constantly hounded them and then he recalled, Sarah’s, diary when it told how they all had to leave all the surviving Cul-De-Sac kids. Never did it mention the Kankers demise and possibly the Kankers there left with them and how the Kankers they encountered never acted like they were shocked to find them alive but just did their crazy obsessive love onto them which, Double Dee, came to a theory that may prove right.

“Well, Eddy, I theorize that from everything that we encountered and discovered during our time in the other dimension.” Double Dee explained. “It could be possible that the Kankers we see before us here are the ones we know and know and despise. For they must have been stalking us earlier and got trapped in the dimension with us and possibly landed in a separate location and we know what happened next.”

“Alright alright, I get it.” Eddy shook his head swearing that, Double Dees, explanation was making him dizzy yet again. The Ed’s dropped from the fence and hoped the, Kankers, would stay down for they didn’t want to make it back and just peppered with kisses from them but now another question came to their minds.

“Hey I wonder how long have we been away?” Ed asked which made, Double Dee, think again but, Eddy, didn’t want to hear another long explanation.

“Long enough to know our parents have our faces on missing posters and milk cartons.” Eddy replied and then had a thought of what could he or his friends possibly say to their parents or the others when they see them and explain what they been through.

As they were all thinking, Ed looked down to see the two chickens by his feet petting at the ground. He sat on the ground and started to pet them with a smile on his face so glad they made it back with them but as, Ed, was petting the chickens and Double Dee, and Eddy, were trying to think of a good explanation for what they were going to say about their disappearance a couple of well known friends of theirs came around the corner.

“Bridgett! Gertrude! Rolf has discovered you have wondered off again.” A Familiar voice lightly scolded as the chickens left, Ed’s, side and walked towards their apparent owner. The Ed’s turned to see it was their tall foreign farmer friend, Rolf, and right next to him was Jimmy.

“Rolf, Jimmy!” The Ed’s cried as they all ran up to them. They all started to talk at once trying to explain themselves loudly and over one another that, Rolf, put his hands on his ears and Jimmy had to snap his fingers to get them to stop.

“Calm down!” Jimmy said waving his arms low. “What’s going on with you all?”

“Listen we can explain everything.” Eddy put his hands up assuring hoping that somehow they can explain why they have been gone for so long. But all Jimmy just tilted his head in confusion along with Rolf.

“You, Ed Boys, are confusing, Rolf.” Rolf spoke in third person as he always had. “But no explanation required, Rolf, knows you didn’t’ take off with, Rolf’s, chickens for they
escaped the coop and wondered off and, Rolf, thanks you finding them, Ed boys.”

“Huh?” The Ed’s said simultaneously had they just heard that right? Rolf is thanking for finding his chickens that apparently escaped their chicken coop but not asking where have they been for so long?

Double Dee had a quick thought and decided as awkward as the question it would be, it may make them understand the confusion that was plaguing them.

“Jimmy, may I ask where and when you last saw us?” Double Dee asked.

Jimmy wondered why, Double Dee, asked that? He brushed his hair then spoke. “I saw you and Eddy this morning but, Ed, I haven’t seen him till now. You guys are acting kinda…strange.” He admitted seeing, The Ed’s faces full of confusion and questionable looks.
“Well anyway I was helping, Rolf, find his chickens but looks like you beat us to it.” Jimmy said as, Rolf nodded.

“Thanks again, Ed boys, Once, Rolf, takes his fowls back to their coop we are heading to, Kevin’s, he has got another batch of jawbreakers ready to give out. “ Rolf said as he and, Jimmy started to walk away with the chickens following.

“See you all at, Kevin’s soon.” Jimmy waved at them as they walked away down the sidewalk as, Ed, waved back at them with a smile though clearly sad seeing his beloved chickens leave him.

Eddy slowly looked at, Double Dee, was yet again face full of questions feeling his head was about to explode.

Double Dee felt the same seeing how, Rolf, and Jimmy, acted it seems that time never moved forward as they were gone. “Eddy, I know exactly what you’re thinking. To answer how I can from what a theory is that with us being in a different dimension, Time and Space had to be on a different plane making it so that time here hardly or not even past at all.” Double Dee did his best to explain.

Eddy didn’t know whether to believe what he said or not but at least to the matter at hand is that, they are home now and better to know that somehow with time never having gone forward they don’t have to worry about having to explain everything to their folks or the others.

“I don’t know about you, guys. But I say let’s just get out of here.” Eddy said feeling like he was going to collapse if had to hear another explanation from, Double Dee.
“I agree. Come on, Ed.” Double Dee said as he and Eddy began to walk.

“Hold up, guys!” Ed called causing his friends to stop. “I gotta grab my comic.” Ed walked over to the comic that caused them to be pulled into that deadly dimension and was about to grab it.

“Ed, No!” Double Dee and Eddy screamed as, Eddy, ran over and snatched the comic from, Ed, and quickly tore it up into as many pieces he could possibly make from it with extreme prejudiced.

Ed whimpered. “Eddy…I just found that.”

Eddy tossed what remained of the comic in a million tiny pieces of torn up pages onto the ground. “Well that’s one you cannot have, Ed. I tell you I will not be going back to that place again!” Eddy huffed then stomped on the pieces on the ground giving the former comic all the hate he had built up from the day they were sucked into it.

Double Dee did agree with, Eddy. Though a tad extreme in what he did, It was for the best that whatever that comic did to suck them into that perilous dimension was now just pile of torn up colored papers.

“I do have to ask, Ed.” Double Dee walked up to, Ed. “Where on earth did you buy that comic?”

Ed shrugged. “I only found it in a dumpster near the junkyard when I left my house that morning.”

Eddy and Double Dee were dumbfounded. Like was he serious?! He found a comic that apparently sucked them into that dimension in a dumpster. Of course with, Ed’s, nature he would look for anything if it’s something worth having if he finds it anywhere. From toys, molded cheese bits, or anything else of the like.

“I don’t believe this…” Eddy kicked the pile of the torn up comic pieces away as a gentle breeze carried them off.

Double Dee was too a bit upset about this as, Ed, in a way was the cause behind their predicament in the first place by diving into man’s waste disposals just to find something of value but it was over now. They made it home, the comic is now mangled and with time that never past makes it all the better. “Well despite circumstances being what they are. I’d say let’s move on from them and we should head to, Kevin’s, home. I think a well deserved jawbreaker might do us some good.”

The Word jawbreaker struck both, Eddy’s, and Ed’s, cord. They both perked up and went up to, Double Dee. “I gotta say Sockhead, that’s the best idea you had all day.” Eddy said with a smirk.

“I would say so too, Eddy.” Double Dee agreed as they all began to walk.

“Then the Space Outlaws are once again off to well deserved rewards!” Ed narrated and grabbed his friends and took off running to, Kevin’s, house.

“I don’t think he is going to let this go.” Eddy sighed in frustration as, Ed, dragged him with a not so amused look with his arms crossed and Double Dee doing the same.

“I can agree with that, Eddy.” He replied.